One of the predictable effects of raising children is that, as time passes, you find out that you have certain undiscovered skill sets. For instance, until your children become toddlers and try to test their boundaries, you aren't sure whether you have disciplinary skills. Then, the first time your toddler tries to stick an object in an electrical outlet, you quickly find ... Read More
I Lose My Car Once A Day. Don’t Be Jealous.
In my middle age, I have a fun game I like to play with myself. It is called "Find My Lost Car While Breezily Drinking Overpriced Coffee And Acting Amused." I play it at Target weekly and at the gym nearly every day. I play it at the grocery store and at the mall. I don't mean to brag but I am very good at it because I practice so often. If this game were an app, I would ... Read More